The Pensive Penguin

Who am I, you ask?

It’s hard to say really.  Who is anybody?  Who are you to ask such a question?  Who am I to question your judgment in giving a rat’s ass who I am?

In all seriousness, I’m a person, who is both brave and vain enough to put
his thoughts and ideas into words an then display them in view of the general
public as a part of this wacky little animal that many of us like to call the
internet.  I’m a writer who continues to write despite not yet having found
anyone but myself with the means and desire to show my printed words to the
public.  I’m a libra.  I’m a little confused about a lot of things,
but pretend not to be.  I’m both too honest and too smart for my own good,
and I happen to have a thing for penguins… as long as they keep those
suspicious-looking fins to themselves.  That’s right, you aren’t fooling
anyone by trying to pass them off as wings; we’ve been on to your little charade
for a long time now. 

But seriously, though, I continually tell myself and others that I’m thiiiis
close (holding my thumb and forefinger a precariously short distance apart) to
actually getting serious, but the serious truth is that I’m not being serious at
all when I say that. 

And if all that isn’t enough to satisfy you, stop by myspace and give me a
holler.

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